Wednesday, August 15, 2007

A Humorous View on the End Times

A woman once asked a Bible teacher, "What's your view on the end times? Are you a premillennialist, an amillennialist, or a postmillennialist? I want to know before I listen to you speak."

After a few moments of reflection, the Bible teacher answered, "I'm a pan-millennialist."

"A pan-millennialist?" The woman responded. "I've never heard of that view before. What is it?"

The Bible teacher replied, "It's confidence in God that it'll all pan out in the end."

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